Vanity Games
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wait this is just the actual show…
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DIY: Bacon Candle
If only my roomie didn’t hate the smell of bacon I would light one of these constantly.
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Erotic Roman coins used as tokens for entrance in Roman brothels
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DID U KNO: Buying a button from the shop makes you a true american hero!
AMURRICA! HERO! FOR A DOLLAR! http://vanitygames.bigcartel.com/category/buttons
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“Siege d’amour” - the sex chair designed to allow 3 people to have oral sex together, commissioned by Edward VII while Prince of Wales. It was kept in his private room at Le Chabanais, an upmarket Paris brothel in the 1880s.
I LOVE OLD TIMEY SEX THINGIES.
Okay no. This isn’t meant for 3 people to have oral sex together.
The theory is that Prince Edward VII was too fat to have sex without crushing the girls at the brothel, so the chair was developed to assist him. (x)
MYTHBUSTED.
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“I want to stress this again: In many, many parts of the country right now, if you want to go to see a movie in the theater and see a current movie about a woman — any story about any woman that isn’t a documentary or a cartoon — you can’t. You cannot. There are not any. You cannot take yourself to one, take your friend to one, take your daughter to one. There are not any. By far your best shot, numbers-wise, at finding one that’s at least even-handedly featuring a man and a woman is Before Midnight (on 891 screens) so I hope you like it. Because it’s pretty much that or a solid, impenetrable wall of movies about dudes. Dudes in capes, dudes in cars, dudes in space, dudes drinking, dudes smoking, dudes doing magic tricks, dudes being funny, dudes being dramatic, dudes flying through the air, dudes blowing up, dudes getting killed, dudes saving and kissing women and children, and dudes glowering at each other. Somebody asked me this morning what “the women” are going to do about this. I don’t know. I honestly am at the point where I have no idea what to do about it. Stop going to the movies? Boycott everything? They put up Bridesmaids, we went. They put up Pitch Perfect, we went. They put up The Devil Wears Prada, which was in two-thousand-meryl-streeping-oh-six, and we went (and by “we,” I do not just mean women; I mean we, the humans), and all of it has led right here, right to this place. Right to the land of zippedy-doo-dah. You can apparently make an endless collection of high-priced action flops and everybody says “win some, lose some” and nobody decides that They Are Poison, but it feels like every “surprise success” about women is an anomaly and every failure is an abject lesson about how we really ought to just leave it all to The Rock.”
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At The Movies, The Women Are Gone : Monkey See : NPR
The whole article is fantastic, as is pretty much everything Linda Holmes writes.
(via literatebitch)
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Some days i think fatphobes are just jelly.
Beach bodies.
these cuties omg. I was having a bad weight today. this makes me feel a little better :3
They are all beautiful maidens
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Captain America Leather Jacket Hot Version
There is apparently a cold version
And if you couldn’t tell from all the watermarks it’s sold by Leather Jacket Master
GIVE IT TO MEEEEE.
I WANT THIS
(via stitchnik)
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THIS COMIC GETS ME EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME
‘Everyone is stupid but me’
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I find her sexual overtures as appalling as they are unwelcome
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if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
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