Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
Everybody should always be watching all of this clip all the time.
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I’m actually sitting here cackling. I could only take the stupid up to 1:34 though. Can’t imagine it gets any brighter after that ><
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
finally i see
cleaning is about dog hair
dog hair everywhere
crackerbitz submitted:
This seems relevant to the recent “skinny girls are a recent depiction of sexy” conversation
Yup, the idea that our current western standard of beauty has been this innate thing isn’t even true going back a few decades, much less all of human history AND all of the different cultures throughout history (and now.)
Europeans pay at least double what Americans do in gas prices. In some countries, gas prices are even more than that.
As American families pack up their cars and head out on the road for the long Memorial Day weekend, many will grumble about gas prices. Though, prices are projected to be modestly lower than a year ago, the pain at the pump feels like a very American ailment.
It’s not as much of an issue, let alone a political talking point, across the pond as it is here. To Europeans, gas is viewed as more of a privilege than a right.
Where does that thinking come from?
See the whole story at http://www.vanitygames.com/termination-and-last-day-to-submit-guest-strips/
1. The second strip of “Dungeons and Dudebros” is up over at Nameless PCs! This is a collaboration between me and the writer for that nifty gaming comic, so I hope you enjoy the short story arc!
2. The first installment of This Is My Game: Ladybits Edition is up over at TiMG – check out Damascus, a kick ass character submitted for illustration
3. This is the absolute very last day at all to submit a guest strip for next week! If you are hankerin’ for drawing goats n robots, feel free to submit some guest work for me by midnight tonight. I’d mightily appreciate the help to cover while I’m on vacation next week! Just go ahead and e-mail a .png or .jpg of your fine work to vanitygames@gmail.com
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
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Ankh, you’re going to give your host diabetes one of these days.
*cough* VanityGames, I think I’ve heard you say this…
:U this weekend I ate two boxes. I have a problem.
(Source: txtsfromtoku)
3 TIMES THIS WEEK MAKING MY MORNING TOAST
Hey VanityGames, the Swhiellsdoonn House has a serenade on deck.
you know what fuck you. Not you, Phil, the alarm. Fuck you alarm, I yank your life support every time. EVERY TIME.
(Source: bennyshap)
Now have some wrestling kittens.
Help! These guys need wrestling names and I’m awful at naming things!
(Source: sakurablossom64)
